Ten Things I Dont Like About Girls

Got tagged by Veenz to write 10 things I dont like about my opposite sex - so, here goes what turns me off about girls...
[The rules of the game are:
---write 10 things u hate about the opposite sex
---at the end of the tag, tag 5 random bloggers to take up the Tag]

1. If you want something, or if you want us to understand something - say it LOUD. hints don’t work all the time. If you say 'itz ok, everything is fine' to me, it means every thing is FINE.

2. Girls who think itz shameful to talk in their mother tongue and put fake accents and mannerisms. Why on earth you want to pretend?

3. If you don’t know how to carry your makeup, don’t use it. Make up is fine - as long as you know how to carry it elegantly.

4. You are free to wear any kind of cloths. short, sleeveless, low waist - anything. But, don’t wear them if you are not comfy. don’t pull down / pull up your dress every now and then. Itz gross.

5. If you are not ready to digest our answer, don’t ask questions. When you ask us questions, don’t expect the answer you want to hear - be ready to hear what we think. And please - don’t ask for the nth time same question again and again - if I am with you, that means I like your company. If I don’t like your company, I won’t be with you - simple.

6. It is ok to get excited, but there is no need to go all out with those ugly squeaky squealy screeching noises. Conversation over food is fine, but do have little mercy on others who dine on the same place. There are places in Bangalore I never go only because I cant stand these noises.

7. If you don’t need solution and just want us to hear you, don’t tell things over and over. When you tell once, we are ready to lend you our ear. But don’t do the same mistake and again and don’t come to us expecting to get a shoulder. If there is a solution, act. Don’t just crib.

8. Shopping is fine and fun - I actually enjoy shopping, but don’t insist on us to buy pink shirts. We do have some dress sense, so, let us do our shopping. We like your choice, and love to listen to your suggestions, but don’t act like we are from 18th century and have no shopping sense.

9. If you can talk about gossip, latest breakups and all that stuff happening at Hollywood, diet control, and the other entire 1000 sundry stuff, we can talk about sports, cars, bikes and booze. Grow up and try listening to us once in a while. And oh, put some effort and try to understand our interests too. We actually do a lot of things to make you feel comfortable, so do that to us too.

10. We need to spend time with our friends. So, don’t give us that look or do senti when we are with our friends. And please - Don’t call every 10 minutes, or sms. When we are with our friends, we are with them. Thatz it.

I am tagging Gazal, Joy and anyone who is interested in taking it up...