Monday, February 25, 2008

Ten Things I Dont Like About Girls

Got tagged by Veenz to write 10 things I dont like about my opposite sex - so, here goes what turns me off about girls...
[The rules of the game are:
---write 10 things u hate about the opposite sex
---at the end of the tag, tag 5 random bloggers to take up the Tag]

1. If you want something, or if you want us to understand something - say it LOUD. hints don’t work all the time. If you say 'itz ok, everything is fine' to me, it means every thing is FINE.

2. Girls who think itz shameful to talk in their mother tongue and put fake accents and mannerisms. Why on earth you want to pretend?

3. If you don’t know how to carry your makeup, don’t use it. Make up is fine - as long as you know how to carry it elegantly.

4. You are free to wear any kind of cloths. short, sleeveless, low waist - anything. But, don’t wear them if you are not comfy. don’t pull down / pull up your dress every now and then. Itz gross.

5. If you are not ready to digest our answer, don’t ask questions. When you ask us questions, don’t expect the answer you want to hear - be ready to hear what we think. And please - don’t ask for the nth time same question again and again - if I am with you, that means I like your company. If I don’t like your company, I won’t be with you - simple.

6. It is ok to get excited, but there is no need to go all out with those ugly squeaky squealy screeching noises. Conversation over food is fine, but do have little mercy on others who dine on the same place. There are places in Bangalore I never go only because I cant stand these noises.

7. If you don’t need solution and just want us to hear you, don’t tell things over and over. When you tell once, we are ready to lend you our ear. But don’t do the same mistake and again and don’t come to us expecting to get a shoulder. If there is a solution, act. Don’t just crib.

8. Shopping is fine and fun - I actually enjoy shopping, but don’t insist on us to buy pink shirts. We do have some dress sense, so, let us do our shopping. We like your choice, and love to listen to your suggestions, but don’t act like we are from 18th century and have no shopping sense.

9. If you can talk about gossip, latest breakups and all that stuff happening at Hollywood, diet control, and the other entire 1000 sundry stuff, we can talk about sports, cars, bikes and booze. Grow up and try listening to us once in a while. And oh, put some effort and try to understand our interests too. We actually do a lot of things to make you feel comfortable, so do that to us too.

10. We need to spend time with our friends. So, don’t give us that look or do senti when we are with our friends. And please - Don’t call every 10 minutes, or sms. When we are with our friends, we are with them. Thatz it.

I am tagging Gazal, Joy and anyone who is interested in taking it up...

29 comments:

Love said...

at this rate, with these comments.... teri pitayi hogi bhai... heh hehe...

Lena said...

some fair points there :)

nowadays i only come across the tags i am yet to do which reminds me i have to do this one too..

Ps said...

hey--you said it so well!!(or maybe I liked it because I am NOT guilty of anything you mentioned)

d SINNER!!! said...

:) hahahaha...feels wonderful.....dnt have even one of these grlish dooms...


anyways....nicely done..and relevant points...i agree lotsa grls have all of them...

:D

vEENs said...

Well well!
A tag well done.. some valid points there.

u know as a matter of fact Pink will look good on you.. you should know how to wear it.. examples are Saif and Hrithik...

Is this what you hate?!

:D

Thinking aloud said...

okie..i passed...i don't figure in any of them...:D

you said it well!!..

Joy said...

You have written it very well. A peek into "What guys want" :)

Jo Samarthi said...

hehehe, you bad bad bad boy! better get your act together or the girls will hate you!!!!

Preetilata【ツ】 said...

ha ha..nice one with valid points.

tc :)

vagabond dreamer said...

copy cat :P any way valid points i guess most guys have the same complaints

c e e d y said...

you did my job buddy too...

i was not able to be so explicit...

well done :)

Prats said...

heheheh....you have done a lot of observing...
Thankfully I managed to jump over this successfully...does that mean...u can't hate me?? :)

Smriti Srivastava said...

Looks like most guys have the same set of complains with girls... :P It reminds me of a mail I read like ten zillion years ago.. and it had similar stuff in there.

I am sure I don't figure in the 10 things you listed...but don't worry, I may still be able to fit in number 11, 12, 13,14..... :P

And I thought of self-tagging myself for this one... Can't think of anything... :P will write once I DO figure it out.

Gazal said...

this must have required some serious soul searching....???

some very valid points.
will take up the tag.thanks

--xh-- said...

@LJ: he he...
@lena: thnx da. almost same here - lotsa tags pending...
@ps: thn the guy who got u is lucky :)
@d_s: thn u r one gem of a girl :)
@veenz: pink? on me? arrgghhh..... LOL
@TA: good to know that :)
@joy: thnx :)
@meow: :PPPPPP
@preetilata: thnx :)
@shanu: hehe - yup da, i think the points wont vary much from guy to guy...
@ceedy: thnx dude...
@prats: no way hating u then :-D u r one of teh rare few... :)
@smriti: good to knwo taht you dont figure out in first 10. and you have a HUGE +point - u love F1 :-D Do it and let me know.. i tagged you too by this comment...
@Gazal: it was fun doing. do it and let me know...

Pointblank said...

Eduicative, eh? But isnt it a lil stereotypical?? Are ALL girls like this??

Here is a reply post!

1. But why cant men get the HINTS?? Are they so dumb really? Or are they just faking it??Whatever happened to their decoding abilities? Dont they realize some things cant be said, should be understood instead!

2.Oh! Guys do tat too!

3.Tatz right! But arent men a lil J tat they cant wear makeup or high heels? They gotta live with what they get, unless they consider surgery!

4.Girls who wear skimpy clothes just wanna look hot and feel good. And they are absolutely comfortable, unless ofcourse when men crane their necks and peek inside! Lol!


5. Lol! ur right here. But a lil bit of diplomacy and sweet talking wont hurt, or will it?

6.Whaaat? What is a girl without her squeaky squealy screeching noises?? A grumpy man??


7.Dont u know cribbing is therapeutic??? Atleast, its cheaper tan shopping right??


8.*BIG GRIN*

9. Well... U can talk bout bikes, sports and booze. But u all also talk bout gossip, break ups and Hollywood. What does tat leave us with??


10.Totally agree! U have every right to be with ur friends. But then,dont call us when we are with our friends. Deal??

--xh-- said...

@PB: nope - not all girls are like this. this are traits i dont like much in girls; i never said they are traits of all girls :-D Intresting counter points :)

That was it... said...

;-) am still laughing!

That was it... said...

;-) am still laughing!

Meenu said...

:) truly funny .. and i enjoyed the counter points seems like well answered :D
he he

well i think you have done justice for all ur EXPERIENCES :d HAHA
RIDO ???














JUST KIDDING DONT MIND YAAR WAISE BHI TRUTH THO KATTA HOTHA HI HAI . HAINA ??

AND ON A SERIOUS NOTE I DO AGREE CERTAIN GALS R LIKE THAT ! SO UNDERSTANDABLE .. :)

Vinesh said...

good points bro!
i agree on all those!

Vinita said...

:)

Anjuli said...

baap re baap...inna gussa!

Comrade Chakra said...

@xh: Great stuff Xh. my alternate email ids: pchakra2005@yahoo.co.in, pakai.chiki@gmail.com

Enigma said...

hahah ..ok i like that...well now u make me feel more like a guy..phew..yukk...

aneri_masi said...

Your responses make sense! I agree to most of them, and am guilty of some of them. Especially liked the reasoning behind 5, 7 and 9.

Solitaire said...

hey hey hey!!

I have seen men put on fake accents too!! You can't generalize it only to women!

And then there is another post which complaining about women not using making up..and you want us not to use makeup!?

LMAO at number 5!

And who the hell asks men to buy pink shirts? If my man wore pink shirts, I would not be seen anywhere close to him!

Number 10 is a bit harsh! Ok text msging every ten minutes is stupid too!

♥bμşγ-ŵŗϊŧēŕ♥ said...

LMAO!

WE, shouldn't even try. :D :P Especially, since you detest the cribbing. :P

Haha. Lol.

Sasmi Sinh said...

Hey, this post tells me much more abt u. Never know these.
Now im thinking if i have those bad habbits. lol.